I don’t speak of anything political on this here blog. Mainly, because I don’t have the energy. Secondly, because you can tell when a politician lies—when they open their mouths.
At any rate I was getting my sweat on at the gym and I caught the end of the debate on the HUUUUUUGE televisions they had in front of me. OOPS! Pardon me! Did I say televisions? I meant to say radio…or monitor…or computer.
While listening to analysts nitpick the debate, I also noticed clips of McCain walking!! Oh Mylanta, THAT POOR MAN!!! I felt so bad for him. I was pushing my way on an elliptical machine and he was walking as if his legs were held up by eggshells. His face was contorted, he wobbled like a giraffe, and he just looked geriatric as all get out and my condolences went out to him.
Hover Round, what does a senator need to do get a mobilized wheel chair? Cane for McCain. That’s all I’m sayin’. When word gets out and everyone starts using the aforementioned slogan, just know that you heard it here first.
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Respect your elders :)
LOL I love it! I'm a big time McCain supporter so I probably shouldn't find it so humorous but really I do!!!!
James: I ammm respecting my elders! ha! I just honestly feel BAD for Senator McCain! Remember when Nixon ran against JFK? (of course you don't and neither do I. I just read about it in my history books.) And during the televised debate Nixon's makeup was really bad? Nixon subsequently lost the election and many analysts believe that the general public couldn't get passed how horrible he looked on TV! Now, you know as well as I that a person's looks shouldn't dictate if they should or shouldn't win an election. However, this is the American public we're talking about! I would hate to think that Sen. McCain could lose this election on his stage presence (ie. bad knees). :O(
Yvonne: I was initially scared to even post a small stab at Sen. McCain, because I feared that I would start some kind of commenting warfare and the ending result would leave me amongst a pile of rocks (thrown at me). Ha! For the record: I'M NOT A MCCAIN BASHER nor am I an OBAMA HUGGER! I should probably post something about how Obama's huge, dark smoker's lips are so disgusting!
ROFL!!!!! and what you replied to James is so right.
HAHA! Totally hate politics too and love your comment about lying as soon as they open their mouths!
This entire political season has been disappointing and fatiguing but I do see your point of humor here. However, I feel I must defend McCain just a little. The poor man had serious injuries to his body from being abused as a prisoner-of-war and I think the tough military attitude is what forces him to move without support. Albeit a cane or Hover Round would be easier. I have to say this because I am much the same. I have had so many ridiculous injuries and was told I would be in a wheelchair but I fight to stay out of one.
Now I do have a beef with you picking on giraffes! LOL They don't wobble! They are one of the most graceful animals. They would run in herds in some of the area of the jungle we used to minister in. I think they are a beautiful animal and they are tough!!! They eat these bushes in the jungle that have 3 - 6 inch thorns on them. Now I mean it when I say they are tough. Better not mess with 'em. LOL
P.S. When I start grunting and moving a little more slow and stiff, I will know you are wishing I would sit my fat, rear in a Hover Round and quit embarrassing you. LOL
ha! i love it! the dems will use your slogan while the repubs will say
"bomb for obama", for his alleged terrorist ties and all. :)
After so long of reading your blogs, and so many mutual freinds, I can't believe we haven't met. =) Anyway, thanks for the comment!! Too kind =)
-Brittany
Sis A: A newborn giraffe! A wobbly one! If you did have a motorized scooter, we could decorate with Pentecostal flair: feathers!
Mary: I didn't always hate politics, but...now it's apparent that politics are not my top priority!
Jen: NOBAMA! ;o)
Brittany: Thanks for the comment, you anonymous reader!
Feathers on a Hover makes we sound like Brett.........Oh, Gawd!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! LOL
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